{"product_id":"naughty-santa-twat-list-certificate-adult-christmas-gag-gift","title":"Naughty Santa 'Twat List' Certificate","description":"\u003cp\u003eOfficial North Pole Documentation - The TWAT List Certificate\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd some Christmas humour to your Christmas tradition with this hilarious certificate from the North Pole! Perfect for gifting to someone who's been a bit naughty, this official \"TWAT List\" certificate is signed by Santa himself. The playful, cheeky note includes a reminder for your friend, family member, or colleague to improve their behaviour—or risk receiving no presents on Christmas Day!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003ePersonalise with any name (e.g., \"Tom\")\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on high-quality, premium paper\u003cbr\u003eMeasures A4 \u003cbr\u003eIncludes a stylish Santa illustration and gold foil \"Santa Claus\" signature\u003cbr\u003eA great gag gift for Christmas or a fun addition to a gift exchange or secret santa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMessage:\u003cbr\u003e\"You have been an absolute dickhead at every given opportunity. Do better or you're getting sweet f*ck all on Christmas Day. PS: It wouldn’t hurt to do some Christmas shopping this year... Considering I’m not real... Idiot.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This item is for comedic purposes only and only suitable for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Liv \u0026 Me Personalised Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62550122463619,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/1624\/0696\/files\/il_fullxfull.7156251272_8wzw.jpg?v=1788540029","url":"https:\/\/livandme.co.uk\/products\/naughty-santa-twat-list-certificate-adult-christmas-gag-gift","provider":"Liv \u0026 Me Personalised Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}