• Naughty Santa 'Twat List' Certificate, Adult Christmas Gag Gift
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Naughty Santa 'Twat List' Certificate

Naughty Santa 'Twat List' Certificate

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Official North Pole Documentation - The TWAT List Certificate

Add some Christmas humour to your Christmas tradition with this hilarious certificate from the North Pole! Perfect for gifting to someone who's been a bit naughty, this official "TWAT List" certificate is signed by Santa himself. The playful, cheeky note includes a reminder for your friend, family member, or colleague to improve their behaviour—or risk receiving no presents on Christmas Day!

Details:
Personalise with any name (e.g., "Tom")
Printed on high-quality, premium paper
Measures A4
Includes a stylish Santa illustration and gold foil "Santa Claus" signature
A great gag gift for Christmas or a fun addition to a gift exchange or secret santa.

Message:
"You have been an absolute dickhead at every given opportunity. Do better or you're getting sweet f*ck all on Christmas Day. PS: It wouldn’t hurt to do some Christmas shopping this year... Considering I’m not real... Idiot."

Please note: This item is for comedic purposes only and only suitable for adults.

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